Paranoid Parrot

man in parking lot says "hi" hold purse tightly

man in parking lot says

Hear house creak THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!

Hear house creak THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!  Paranoid Parrot

confess masturbation to priest he knows it's me

confess masturbation to priest he knows it's me  Paranoid Parrot

feels cold gust of wind on the back of your neck paranormal activity

feels cold gust of wind on the back of your neck paranormal activity  Paranoid Parrot

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Presumed dead

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Presumed dead  Paranoid Parrot

Proofread Facebook status 50 times to make sure there's no grammatical errors before posting.

Proofread Facebook status 50 times to make sure there's no grammatical errors before posting.  Paranoid Parrot

2+2 on test use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test use calculator to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Go to bathroom during meal Must have eating disorder

Go to bathroom during meal Must have eating disorder  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone for weekend locks bathroom door anyway

Home alone for weekend locks bathroom door anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Time to masturbate. Tapes over web cam first.

Time to masturbate. Tapes over web cam first.  Paranoid Parrot
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