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Paranoid Parrot

adds sentence to paper saves twice, backs up to flashdrive

adds sentence to paper saves twice, backs up to flashdrive Paranoid Parrot
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black guy walking towards me, cross the street into group of black guys no escape

black guy walking towards me, cross the street into group of black guys no escape Paranoid Parrot
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Uses FUS RO DAH Looks around for guards for next 5 minutes

Uses FUS RO DAH Looks around for guards for next 5 minutes Paranoid Parrot
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Get back on FB after telling a friend you are going to bed quickly disable chat and refuse to post anything for the rest of the night so they don't think you lied

Get back on FB after telling a friend you are going to bed quickly disable chat and refuse to post anything for the rest of the night so they don't think you lied Paranoid Parrot
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Ride is 5 minutes late what if they're dead?

Ride is 5 minutes late what if they're dead? Paranoid Parrot
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has over the ear headphones, takes them off to make sure that no one can hear it

has over the ear headphones, takes them off to make sure that no one can hear it Paranoid Parrot
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Time to masturbate. Tapes over web cam first.

Time to masturbate. Tapes over web cam first. Paranoid Parrot
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Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Presumed dead

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Presumed dead Paranoid Parrot
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Proofread Facebook status 50 times to make sure there's no grammatical errors before posting.

Proofread Facebook status 50 times to make sure there's no grammatical errors before posting. Paranoid Parrot
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2+2 on test use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test use calculator to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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