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Paranoid Parrot

Pays credit at gas pump Keeps receipt as proof of payment

Pays credit at gas pump Keeps receipt as proof of payment Paranoid Parrot
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use CMU wifi constantly check to see that Utorrent isn't seeding anything

use CMU wifi constantly check to see that Utorrent isn't seeding anything Paranoid Parrot
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Chews sun chips during someone's speech Thinks everyone can hear him

Chews sun chips during someone's speech Thinks everyone can hear him Paranoid Parrot
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April Fool's day disregard all information recieved

April Fool's day disregard all information recieved Paranoid Parrot
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Honks car horn softly Afraid the air bag will trigger if hit too hard.

Honks car horn softly Afraid the air bag will trigger if hit too hard. Paranoid Parrot
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sees a picture of a large bug on the internet lifts feet from the ground

sees a picture of a large bug on the internet lifts feet from the ground Paranoid Parrot
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Get caught hiding in the art building Personal escort out of the art building by campus safety every night until graduation

Get caught hiding in the art building Personal escort out of the art building by campus safety every night until graduation Paranoid Parrot
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Uploads document to hand in assignment Downloads document to make sure its the right assignment.

Uploads document to hand in assignment Downloads document to make sure its the right assignment. Paranoid Parrot
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exhales smoke while on phone does it away from phone so the person doesnt smell it

exhales smoke while on phone does it away from phone so the person doesnt smell it Paranoid Parrot
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When anyone even touches my computer "Oh God they're gunna find it"

When anyone even touches my computer
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