Paranoid Parrot

exhales smoke while on phone does it away from phone so the person doesnt smell it

exhales smoke while on phone  does it away from phone so the person doesnt smell it  Paranoid Parrot

Two minorities driving the speed limit? Criminals

Two minorities driving the speed limit? Criminals  Paranoid Parrot

Parents going out for dinner and takes 3 hours they must have died in a crash.

Parents going out for dinner and takes 3 hours they must have died in a crash.  Paranoid Parrot

Didn't post an interesting article on passive aggression on facebook Because I didn't want any of my friends to think I was passive aggressively calling them passive aggressive

Didn't post an interesting article on passive aggression on facebook Because I didn't want any of my friends to think I was passive aggressively calling them passive aggressive  Paranoid Parrot

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT Run up stairs as fast as fucking possible

TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT Run up stairs as fast as fucking possible  Paranoid Parrot

Forget something you need in the store Don't go back due to them thinking you're stealing

Forget something you need in the store Don't go back due to them thinking you're stealing  Paranoid Parrot

doesn't know if word is right opens up Microsoft word just to check

doesn't know if word is right opens up Microsoft word just to check  Paranoid Parrot

someone post a meme complaining about women It must be my boyfriend

someone post a meme complaining about women It must be my boyfriend  Paranoid Parrot

Creating WVU Meme may be crucified for using it wrong

Creating WVU Meme may be crucified for using it wrong  Paranoid Parrot

reads memes made by someone you may know have i ever pissed that person off!?

reads memes made by someone you may know have i ever pissed that person off!?  Paranoid Parrot
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