Paranoid Parrot

sees someone wearing sunglasses "They're staring at me"

sees someone wearing sunglasses

System Volume 0%, Muted Video Player Volume 0%, Muted Speakers Unplugged HOME ALONE

System Volume 0%, Muted
Video Player Volume 0%, Muted
Speakers Unplugged HOME ALONE  Paranoid Parrot

See a repost in r/new Don't say it's a repost. I might be wrong.

See a repost in r/new Don't say it's a repost. 
I might be wrong.   Paranoid Parrot

Invited to a birthday dinner later tonight Checks facebook to make sure today is the actual birthday before wishing friend happy birthday

Invited to a birthday dinner later tonight Checks facebook to make sure today is the actual birthday before wishing friend happy birthday  Paranoid Parrot

computer NOT IN USE better turn off the numlock or the LED MIGHT BURN OUT

computer NOT IN USE better turn off the numlock  or the LED MIGHT BURN OUT  Paranoid Parrot

About to browse facebook copy random bits from the Address bar

About to browse facebook copy random bits from the Address bar  Paranoid Parrot

Steps on a crack Must step on a crack with the other foot

Steps on a crack Must step on a crack with the other foot  Paranoid Parrot

printer randomly makes a noise hacked or haunted?

printer randomly makes a noise hacked or haunted?  Paranoid Parrot

Looking at girl's photos on facebook she knows

Looking at girl's photos on facebook she knows  Paranoid Parrot

I let a guy go into the apartment building as I walked out OMG he's going to kill everybody

I let a guy go into the apartment building as I walked out OMG he's going to kill everybody  Paranoid Parrot
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