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Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise when taking a shower Looks from both sides of the shower curtain to see if anyone is there

Hears noise when taking a shower Looks from both sides of the shower curtain to see if anyone is there Paranoid Parrot
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Leaves house to go to work Turn around after 20 minutes to make sure iron was turned off

Leaves house to go to work Turn around after 20 minutes to make sure iron was turned off Paranoid Parrot
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Runs Microsoft Security Essentials Runs McAfee at the same time

Runs Microsoft Security Essentials Runs McAfee at the same time Paranoid Parrot
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Afraid of getting downvoted For a Ridiculously Photogenic Guy image

Afraid of getting downvoted For a Ridiculously Photogenic Guy image Paranoid Parrot
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The 6 people who read new advice animals memes are on a bus And they don't have wifi access when I submit this!

The 6 people who read new advice animals memes are on a bus And they don't have wifi access when I submit this! Paranoid Parrot
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i cant buy snacks today that would be too suspicious

i cant buy snacks today that would be too suspicious Paranoid Parrot
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Checks meme for grammatical errors check, check, check - what if this is a repost? - check if repost - check again

Checks meme for grammatical errors check, check, check - what if this is a repost? - check if repost - check again Paranoid Parrot
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Important meeting tomorrow morning Sets five different alarm times

Important meeting tomorrow morning Sets five different alarm times Paranoid Parrot
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bouncing knee up and down with hand under table everyone thinks i'm jerking off

bouncing knee up and down with hand under table everyone thinks i'm jerking off Paranoid Parrot
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notice a Spider on your leg Kill youself , gonna die anyway

notice a Spider on your leg Kill youself , gonna die anyway Paranoid Parrot
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