Paranoid Parrot

won't show reddit to anyone in case the jokes aren't funny

won't show reddit to anyone in case the jokes aren't funny  Paranoid Parrot

fuck

fuck   Paranoid Parrot

Messes up one word in speech Apologizes

Messes up one word in speech  Apologizes   Paranoid Parrot

Submits link to Reddit using Firefox still Checks for spelling errors in word

Submits link to Reddit using Firefox still Checks for spelling errors in word   Paranoid Parrot

Get caught underage drinking Get 25 to life

Get caught underage drinking Get 25 to life  Paranoid Parrot

here comes a car, better stop singing the people driving by will think I'm a weirdo

here comes a car, better stop singing the people driving by will think I'm a weirdo  Paranoid Parrot

Presses car lock button 20 times

Presses car lock button 20 times   Paranoid Parrot

Sees something fall from sky Oh NO! A asteroid!

Sees something fall from sky Oh NO! A asteroid!  Paranoid Parrot

friend over isn't saying much this is the last time i'lll see her

friend over isn't saying much this is the last time i'lll see her  Paranoid Parrot

airline captain isn't saying a word we're going to a slave coffee farm!

airline captain isn't saying a word we're going to a slave coffee farm!  Paranoid Parrot
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