Paranoid Parrot

Genuinely likes the video and upvotes it. Downvotes it a few minutes later to avoid looking like a spambot.

Genuinely likes the video and upvotes it. Downvotes it a few minutes later to avoid looking like a spambot.  Paranoid Parrot

boyfriend adds ex on facebook omg. he's leaving me for her!

boyfriend adds ex on facebook omg. he's leaving me for her!  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks of witty response Spell checks every word with google before posting

Thinks of witty response Spell checks every word with google before posting  Paranoid Parrot

There's enough room for a person to be hiding under my bed Sprint and leap onto bed

There's enough room for a person to be hiding under my bed Sprint and leap onto bed  Paranoid Parrot

Take a shit without washing your hands and go for a walk outside THEY ALL KNOW YOU DIDN"T

Take a shit without washing your hands and go for a walk outside THEY ALL KNOW YOU DIDN

see fly on window spend next 10 minutes trying to kill it

see fly on window spend next 10 minutes trying to kill it  Paranoid Parrot

move pillow, spring squeak parents think I'm masterbating

move pillow, spring squeak parents think I'm masterbating  Paranoid Parrot

someone following you for more than 10 seconds at night i'm going to die

someone following you for more than 10 seconds at night i'm going to die  Paranoid Parrot

Live in fear Fear to live

Live in fear Fear to live  Paranoid Parrot

see a horror movie commercial alone feel something watching me

see a horror movie commercial alone feel something watching me  Paranoid Parrot
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