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Paranoid Parrot

There's A new virus? BURN THE COMPUTER!!!!!

There's A new virus? BURN THE COMPUTER!!!!! Paranoid Parrot
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wants to watch a video game trailer puts birth year as 1900 just to be safe

wants to watch a video game trailer puts birth year as 1900 just to be safe Paranoid Parrot
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goes for a run outside all the smokers are judging me

goes for a run outside all the smokers are judging me Paranoid Parrot
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Don't leave anything unattended Redditor friends might prank you for karma

Don't leave anything unattended Redditor friends might prank you for karma Paranoid Parrot
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focus on breathing lose faith in your ability to do it involuntarily

focus on breathing lose faith in your ability to do it involuntarily Paranoid Parrot
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I still check behind the shower curtains before I take a dump

I still check behind the shower curtains before I take a dump Paranoid Parrot
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Sitting on the can in a public restroom stall certain that total strangers will id me from my shoes

Sitting on the can in a public restroom stall certain that total strangers will id me from my shoes Paranoid Parrot
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never seeds torrents because that is how the government finds you

never seeds torrents because that is how the government finds you Paranoid Parrot
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Car makes funny noise Dear god I've been dragging somebody along

Car makes funny noise Dear god I've been dragging somebody along Paranoid Parrot
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halfway to work sniff 10 times, check for deodorant

halfway to work sniff 10 times, check for deodorant Paranoid Parrot
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