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Paranoid Parrot

Installs webcam "Oh god the FBI is watching me"

Installs webcam
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home alone, turns volume down so that neighbors can't hear

home alone, turns volume down so that neighbors can't hear Paranoid Parrot
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K-9 units pull up at the stoplight "what if someone planted drugs in the car?"

K-9 units pull up at the stoplight
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Girl doesn't text back after a while she thinks i'm a loser, i should give up now

Girl doesn't text back after a while she thinks i'm a loser, i should give up now Paranoid Parrot
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Smallpox vaccine scar didn't show up I have HIV

Smallpox vaccine scar didn't show up I have HIV Paranoid Parrot
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turns phone off during exam takes out battery just in case

turns phone off during exam takes out battery just in case Paranoid Parrot
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no nuclear threat make sure home is outside of blast range from optimal targets

no nuclear threat make sure home is outside of blast range from optimal targets Paranoid Parrot
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Hear a boat horn in the distance pirates are here to get me!

Hear a boat horn in the distance pirates are here to get me! Paranoid Parrot
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parents left me home alone im doomed

parents left me home alone im doomed Paranoid Parrot
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PASS police station Slow down, police have a cash pool going for the closet pull over.

PASS police station Slow down, police have a cash pool going for the closet pull over. Paranoid Parrot
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