Paranoid Parrot

use public restroom i have aids

use public restroom i have aids  Paranoid Parrot

Hear knock at door Zombies

Hear knock at door Zombies  Paranoid Parrot

Radiation leak in Japan Armageddon

Radiation leak in Japan Armageddon  Paranoid Parrot

drives uninsured at night see car light from behind its a cop

drives uninsured at night see car light from behind its a cop  Paranoid Parrot

Hear Ambulance Drive By call everyone to make sure they're okay

Hear Ambulance Drive By call everyone to make sure they're okay  Paranoid Parrot

Late for work have to go back in house to make sure curling iron is off

Late for work have to go back in house to make sure curling iron is off  Paranoid Parrot

drop dry food on the floor blow on it just incase

drop dry food on the floor blow on it just incase  Paranoid Parrot

random coughing fit SLENDERMAN

random coughing fit SLENDERMAN  Paranoid Parrot

poop at friends house... oh god, i'm going to clog the toilet

poop at friends house... oh god, i'm going to clog the toilet  Paranoid Parrot

Breathes I am gonna get killed

Breathes I am gonna get killed  Paranoid Parrot
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