Paranoid Parrot

plane flies over house at night armageddon

plane flies over house at night armageddon  Paranoid Parrot

Someone dripped on the rim of the toilet Wipes it up so they don't think it was me

Someone dripped on the rim of the toilet Wipes it up so they don't think it was me  Paranoid Parrot

has a secret fear of missing his own cakeday

has a secret fear of missing his own cakeday  Paranoid Parrot

Get answer on multiple choice teacher anticipated what i did wrong and added it to the list

Get answer on multiple choice teacher anticipated what i did wrong and added it to the list  Paranoid Parrot

Three b's in a row I'm getting them all wrong

Three b's in a row I'm getting them all wrong  Paranoid Parrot

Walks under garage door every day Still slightly ducks

Walks under garage door every day Still slightly ducks  Paranoid Parrot

Read TIL on Schizophrenic Optical illusions Stared for 3 minutes to make sure it was convex and looked up the definition twice

Read TIL on Schizophrenic Optical illusions Stared for 3 minutes to make sure it was convex and looked up the definition twice  Paranoid Parrot

Friend discovers reddit username creates five new accounts and can't decide which will be most untraceable

Friend discovers reddit username creates five new accounts and can't decide which will be most untraceable  Paranoid Parrot

rastails they know

rastails they know  Paranoid Parrot

Say the word "Towny" in a sentence Must be Slander!

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