Paranoid Parrot

hears a car alarm in parking lot Better get the gun

hears a car alarm in parking lot Better get the gun  Paranoid Parrot

Read A Bunch of Paranoid Parrot memes Start to become paranoid as well.

Read A Bunch of Paranoid Parrot memes Start to become paranoid as well.  Paranoid Parrot

Dream someone got hurt check when waking to make sure they're ok

Dream someone got hurt check when waking to make sure they're ok  Paranoid Parrot

Forgets to take out the trash early onset alzheimer's

Forgets to take out the trash early onset alzheimer's  Paranoid Parrot

PHONE RINGS SCREAM

PHONE RINGS SCREAM  Paranoid Parrot

Jogging down street; people stop talking as I run by. They were talking about me!

Jogging down street; people stop talking as I run by. They were talking about me!  Paranoid Parrot

put the handbrake on not high enough. car will roll and crash

put the handbrake on not high enough. car will roll and crash  Paranoid Parrot

fapping with headphones Take one out for safe measure

fapping with headphones Take one out for safe measure  Paranoid Parrot

Step beside bed. Prepare for murderer to grab ankle.

Step beside bed. Prepare for murderer to grab ankle.  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally hit an owned wilderness. I'm gonna be farmed for eternity!

Accidentally hit an owned wilderness. I'm gonna be farmed for eternity!  Paranoid Parrot
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