Paranoid Parrot

person next to me coughs ohmygod I smell terrible

person next to me coughs ohmygod I smell terrible  Paranoid Parrot

hand touches wall while falling asleep Spider bridge

hand touches wall while falling asleep Spider bridge  Paranoid Parrot

Take a far jump off the bed No monster is gunna drag me under the bed. Caption 3 goes here

Take a far jump off the bed No monster is gunna drag me under the bed. Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot

FRIEND SAYS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" OH GOD SHE KNOWS MY PIN

FRIEND SAYS

sees red dot on Adviceanimal's comment box checks for snipers

sees red dot on Adviceanimal's comment box checks for snipers  Paranoid Parrot

Acute headache must be brain cancer

Acute headache must be brain cancer  Paranoid Parrot

IS MY SMARTPHONE WATCHING ME

 IS MY SMARTPHONE WATCHING ME  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend talks about her friend and her boyfriend she wants him

girlfriend talks about her friend and her boyfriend she wants him  Paranoid Parrot

Oh SirRogue, You dumb bastard.

Oh SirRogue, You dumb bastard.  Paranoid Parrot

Cant sleep? Chronically insane

Cant sleep? Chronically insane  Paranoid Parrot
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