Paranoid Parrot

SLIGHT TURBULENCE ON PLANE CALL LOVED ONES TO SAY GOODBYE

SLIGHT TURBULENCE ON PLANE CALL LOVED ONES TO SAY GOODBYE  Paranoid Parrot

walk out of store after buying nothing i'm a theif

walk out of store after buying nothing i'm a theif  Paranoid Parrot

get asked out what do they really want?

get asked out what do they 
really want?  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally touch toilet while cleaning feel germs creeping up hand

Accidentally touch toilet while cleaning feel germs creeping up hand  Paranoid Parrot

I am thomas I wish I was not a parrot meme

I am thomas I wish I was not a parrot meme  Paranoid Parrot

Lock Bathroom Door Close eyes to wash shampoo out of hair Prepare to get stabbed

Lock Bathroom Door
Close eyes to wash shampoo out of hair Prepare to get stabbed  Paranoid Parrot

finishes ms word document clicks "save" 10 times to make sure it actually saved it.

finishes ms word document clicks

i cover my webcam with tape so hackers can't see me

i cover my webcam with tape so hackers can't see me  Paranoid Parrot

Felt an earthquake repeats the shahada over and over just in case its really the Day of judgment

Felt an earthquake repeats the shahada over and over just in case its really the Day of judgment  Paranoid Parrot

Runs red light returns to light and looks for a camera

Runs red light returns to light and looks for a camera  Paranoid Parrot
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