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Paranoid Parrot

Stranger bumps into you Checks all pockets in case he pick pocketed you

Stranger bumps into you Checks all pockets in case he pick pocketed you Paranoid Parrot
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Friend discovers reddit account time to make a new one

Friend discovers reddit account time to make a new one Paranoid Parrot
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Snuck downstairs at night to get on the internet; hear a noise upstairs mute headphones, close laptop, cover power and charging light, sit noiselessly for 5 minutes.

Snuck downstairs at night to get on the internet; hear a noise upstairs mute headphones, close laptop, cover power and charging light, sit noiselessly for 5 minutes. Paranoid Parrot
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Approaching freeway entrance when "highway to hell" comes on the radio better drive extra careful

Approaching freeway entrance when
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doesn't pee around girl hes trying to get with assumes she can determine his length by sound he makes in the toilet

doesn't pee around girl hes trying to get with assumes she can determine his length by sound he makes in the toilet Paranoid Parrot
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Calls 911 on accident Turns off cell phone so they won't track me

Calls 911 on accident Turns off cell phone so they won't track me Paranoid Parrot
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just because you're not paranoid dosen't mean they're not out to get you

just because you're not paranoid dosen't mean they're not out to get you Paranoid Parrot
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After Shower naked in front of mirror camera behind mirror is watching me

After Shower naked in front of mirror camera behind mirror is watching me Paranoid Parrot
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Hear a thud from the apartment upstairs Make note of the time in case the police ask me about it tomorrow

Hear a thud from the apartment upstairs Make note of the time in case the police ask me about it tomorrow Paranoid Parrot
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Gets phone call while using alienblue Waits to press answer, so they won't think I was waiting for the phonecall

Gets phone call while using alienblue Waits to press answer, so they won't think I was waiting for the phonecall Paranoid Parrot
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