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Paranoid Parrot

Sip of beer, drives home be cool be cool be cool

Sip of beer, drives home be cool be cool be cool Paranoid Parrot
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Wants to check if I locked my door can't because then my neighboors will think Im a thief

Wants to check if I locked my door can't because then my neighboors will think Im a thief Paranoid Parrot
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Bang in the distance get down! Gunshots!

Bang in the distance get down! Gunshots! Paranoid Parrot
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have weed in the car everyone else on the road is a cop

have weed in the car everyone else on the road is a cop Paranoid Parrot
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hear girls laughing Pissed my pants leg again.

hear girls laughing Pissed my pants leg again. Paranoid Parrot
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I wish you could sit on my shoulder and whisper the answers in my ear like a wise parrot

I wish you could sit on my shoulder and whisper the answers in my ear like a wise parrot Paranoid Parrot
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depressed coworker always talks about guns oh god he left early to 'take care of something'

depressed coworker always talks about guns oh god he left early to 'take care of something' Paranoid Parrot
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Drive through and parking lot are empty This place is closed and no one told me!

Drive through and parking lot are empty This place is closed and no one told me! Paranoid Parrot
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friends found out what my reddit username is go back through my profile and delete every comment i don't want them to see

friends found out what my reddit username is go back through my profile and delete every comment i don't want them to see Paranoid Parrot
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using bathroom home alone locks door

using bathroom home alone locks door Paranoid Parrot
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