Paranoid Parrot

browsing crush's facebook profile better leave before she notices

browsing crush's facebook profile better leave before she notices  Paranoid Parrot

Locks cubicle door in public bathroom Re-confirms every time upon hearing someone else walk in

Locks cubicle door in public bathroom Re-confirms every time upon hearing someone else walk in  Paranoid Parrot

want to show a link to reddit ctrl+c, ctrl+c, ctrl+c, ctrl+c...

want to show a link to reddit ctrl+c, ctrl+c, ctrl+c, ctrl+c...  Paranoid Parrot

says someone's name immediately checks facebook to make sure its actually their name

says someone's name immediately checks facebook to make sure its actually their name  Paranoid Parrot

Noise outside of apartment door They've found me

Noise outside of apartment door They've found me  Paranoid Parrot

Catches shiny pokemon Saves game 10 times

Catches shiny pokemon Saves game 10 times  Paranoid Parrot

Already in clan chat //hey guys whats up

Already in clan chat //hey guys whats up  Paranoid Parrot

100 pages of English book due tomorrow play Battlefield instead

100 pages of English book due tomorrow play Battlefield instead  Paranoid Parrot

submits link to reddit removes it after first downvote

submits link to reddit removes it after first downvote  Paranoid Parrot

Can relate to every paranoid parrot advice animal Oh god, they must be talking about me!

Can relate to every paranoid parrot advice animal Oh god, they must be talking about me!  Paranoid Parrot
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