Paranoid Parrot

Co-worker doesn't say hello Assume I'm getting fired

Co-worker doesn't say hello Assume I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Google Ron Paul In incognito mode

Google Ron Paul In incognito mode  Paranoid Parrot

Sees sign that says "BAR FOOD" Why would they want to bar food? I NEED TO EAT food TO SURVIVE!

Sees sign that says

paranoid laura is still kind of paranoid though

paranoid laura is still kind of paranoid though  Paranoid Parrot

raise hand in class hope no one just said the exact same thing

raise hand in class hope no one just said the exact same thing  Paranoid Parrot

get high become paranoid polly

get high become paranoid polly  Paranoid Parrot

no reply after 2 minutes she hates me

no reply after 2 minutes she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Someone challenges meme superiority check FB every two seconds for responses to memes

Someone challenges meme superiority check FB every two seconds for responses to memes  Paranoid Parrot

I dont use my turn signal because then they know where i am going

I dont use my turn signal because then they know where i am going  Paranoid Parrot

Don't know if he let the air out, or is actually helping Better be nice to him just in case

Don't know if he let the air out, or is actually helping Better be nice to him just in case   Paranoid Parrot
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