Paranoid parrot flat tire

Comes up with a funny meme doesn't post because someone else might have already thought of it

Comes up with a funny meme doesn't post because someone else might have already thought of it  Paranoid parrot flat tire

moves all sexytime toys from nightstand drawer to garage in case the dog walker comes into the bedroom

moves all sexytime toys from nightstand drawer to garage in case the dog walker comes into the bedroom  Paranoid parrot flat tire

   Paranoid parrot flat tire

Accidentally stumble while getting out of car They think I'm a drunk driver!

Accidentally stumble while getting out of car They think I'm a drunk driver!  Paranoid parrot flat tire

Studies bacteria and viruses thinks everything he touches will kill him

Studies bacteria and viruses thinks everything he touches will kill him  Paranoid parrot flat tire

elderly man killed in Pakistan CHANGE TO BRAVO

elderly man killed in Pakistan CHANGE TO BRAVO  Paranoid parrot flat tire

Wants to take a nap, only has an hour Sets every alarm in home.

Wants to take a nap, only has an hour Sets every alarm in home.  Paranoid parrot flat tire

elderly man killed in Pakistan CHANGE TO BRAVO

elderly man killed in Pakistan CHANGE TO BRAVO  Paranoid parrot flat tire

POST A PARANOID PARROT MEME THERES A TYPO

POST A PARANOID PARROT MEME THERES A TYPO  Paranoid parrot flat tire

Posts something on Reddit Checks it every minute to make sure it gets some love

Posts something on Reddit Checks it every minute to make sure it gets some love  Paranoid parrot flat tire
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