Party Toddler

Too Drunk To Suck

Too Drunk To Suck  Party Toddler

I must have partied a little too much last night I don't remember these bars around me when I went to bed

I must have partied a little too much last night I don't remember these bars around me when I went to bed  Party Toddler

Is this real life?

 Is this real life?  Party Toddler

Nobody understands A word I say

Nobody understands A word I say  Party Toddler

you wake up at 6? shit, that's when im sneaking in

you wake up at 6? shit, that's when im sneaking in  Party Toddler

Dude I'm never mixing breast milk and formula again

Dude I'm never mixing breast milk and formula again  Party Toddler

Last night I trippled

Last night I trippled  Party Toddler

Last night is a blur I vaguely remember motorboating boobies and pooping my pants

Last night is a blur I vaguely remember motorboating boobies and  pooping my pants  Party Toddler

Dude, Where's my bib?

Dude, Where's my  bib?  Party Toddler

Damn it They used my blankie to clean up the mess

Damn it They used my blankie to clean up the mess  Party Toddler
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