Party Toddler

i just realized dad is hiding liquor in baby bottles

i just realized dad is hiding liquor in baby bottles  Party Toddler

What the fuck did I do to that Gingerbread house?

What the fuck did I do to that Gingerbread house?  Party Toddler

Wine made me whine all night

Wine made me whine all night  Party Toddler

wouldnt ya know it crapped myself again

wouldnt ya know it crapped myself again  Party Toddler

Don't try to match drinks with Drunk Baby

Don't try to match drinks with Drunk Baby  Party Toddler

Went to fishbowl Got free drink cards.

Went to fishbowl  Got free drink cards.  Party Toddler

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After decades of complaining.. are you finished already?

After decades of complaining.. are you finished already?  Party Toddler

Last night is a blur I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then shitting myself

Last night is a blur I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then shitting myself  Party Toddler

this pacifier tastes like breastmilk and vomit

this pacifier tastes like breastmilk and vomit  Party Toddler
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