Pawn Star

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.  Pawn Star

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here  Pawn Star

want to be a popular Olympic gymnast with a good public image? Best I can do is internet meme status

want to be a popular Olympic gymnast with a good public image? Best I can do is internet meme status  Pawn Star

You want me to laugh at my own jokes? best i can do is wheeze.

You want me to laugh at my own jokes? best i can do is wheeze.   Pawn Star

You killed 77 people? Best I can give you is 21 years

You killed 77 people? Best I can give you is 21 years  Pawn Star

oh, You want me to sign the petition to free your dad? Best I can do is an upvote

oh, You want me to sign the petition to free your dad? Best I can do is an upvote  Pawn Star

after 21 years you want another caucasian disney princess? best i can do is a ginger dyke

after 21 years you want another caucasian disney princess? best i can do is a ginger dyke  Pawn Star

Oh, you drove 20 minutes to a town you don't deliver to? Best I can do is a $2 tip

Oh, you drove 20 minutes to a town you don't deliver to? Best I can do is a $2 tip  Pawn Star

Oh, you want thick, luxurious curls? Best I can do is a poofy afro

Oh, you want thick, luxurious curls? Best I can do is a poofy afro  Pawn Star

I THINK THIS IS A COOL STORY BRO BUT LET ME call my buddy, he's an expert on cool stories AND I WANT TO BE SURE.

I THINK THIS IS A 
COOL STORY BRO BUT LET ME call my buddy, he's an expert on cool stories AND I WANT TO BE SURE.  Pawn Star
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