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If I can feel how long a pizza needs to be in the oven am I a great chef?

If I can feel how long a pizza needs to be in the oven am I a great chef?  Philosoraptor

if i go outside and it drops 20 degrees aM I A hipster because i went out before it was cool?

if i go outside and it drops 20 degrees aM I A hipster because i went out before it was cool?  Philosoraptor

If a white person eats dessert and no one is around to instagram it did it even happen?

If a white person eats dessert and no one is around to instagram it did it even happen?  Philosoraptor

A Human, a Krogan, and a Salarian walk into a bar on The Citadel. The Turian bartender looks at them and says, "Ok. What's the punchline?" The Krogan headbutts him

A Human, a Krogan, and a Salarian walk into a bar on The Citadel. The Turian bartender looks at them and says,

If a prostitute is raped, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

If a prostitute is raped, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  Philosoraptor

if everything is bigger in texas is everything smaller in Rhode Island?

if everything is bigger in texas is everything smaller in Rhode Island?  Philosoraptor

If vaginas are called flowers why are penises planting all the seeds

If vaginas are called flowers why are penises planting all the seeds  Philosoraptor

So when you share posts like "share it if you love god and he will do you a favor" do you share it cause you love god or you need a favor?

So when you share posts like

If people are this upset about Chick-fil-a's stance on gay marriage their chicken must be incredible

If people are this upset about Chick-fil-a's stance on gay marriage their chicken must be incredible  Philosoraptor

If an orphan makes cookies are they still homemade?

If an orphan makes cookies are they still homemade?  Philosoraptor
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