Philosoraptor

When a girl screams "Fuck my shit yeah" Does she really mean "have sexual intercourse with my refuse"...

When a girl screams

Of Santa gives you a lump of coal for being bad Does that make coal a renewable resource?

Of Santa gives you a lump of coal for being bad Does that make coal a renewable resource?  Philosoraptor

If you get a job as a mathmatician technically, aren't you a computer

If you get a job as a mathmatician technically, aren't you a computer   Philosoraptor

What if the universe is actually a small part of a much larger sentient being and we're actually cancer?

What if the universe is actually a small part of a much larger sentient being and we're actually cancer?  Philosoraptor

If roses are red and violets are blue are roses upvotes and violets downvotes?

If roses are red and violets are blue are roses upvotes and violets downvotes?  Philosoraptor

What doesn't kill you cripples you for the next attack

What doesn't kill you cripples you for the next attack  Philosoraptor

If two stupid people think the same thing Do they have great minds?

If two stupid people think the same thing Do they have great minds?  Philosoraptor

If scared humans are called "chicken" or "scaredy cat" Then what are scared chickens and cats called?

If scared humans are called

If April showers bring May flowers What do April blizzards bring?

If April showers bring May flowers What do April blizzards bring?  Philosoraptor

if i am lactose intolerant will i be allergic to my own milk?

if i am lactose intolerant will i be allergic to my own milk?  Philosoraptor
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