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Hurr Durr Hurr Durr de Derp

Hurr Durr Hurr Durr de Derp  Philosoraptor

is it still called fapping if there is no sound?

is it still called fapping if there is no sound?  Philosoraptor

If Chickens ruled the earth and ate human mcnuggets... They would be eating processed human flesh, dipped in period blood and rolled in big macs.

If Chickens ruled the earth and ate human mcnuggets... They would be eating processed human flesh, dipped in period blood and rolled in big macs.  Philosoraptor

If you're on the naughty list, but all you want is coal Will Santa give you presents?

If you're on the naughty list, but all you want is coal Will Santa give you presents?  Philosoraptor

If god is omnipotent does he have the power to make himself cease to exist?

If god is omnipotent does he have the power to make himself cease to exist?  Philosoraptor

If today is both a leap day and a hump day does that mean it's flying fuck day?

If today is both a leap day and a hump day does that mean it's flying fuck day?  Philosoraptor

If you roll spliffs no need for post-sesh cigarette

If you roll spliffs no need for post-sesh cigarette  Philosoraptor

If a baby is born on a spaceship Is it considered an alien?

If a baby is born on a spaceship Is it considered an alien?  Philosoraptor

If a "fly" gets its name because it can fly shouldn't a fish be called a "Swim"?

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If there was a hipster fraternity would their hazing process involve playing espresso pong?

If there was a hipster fraternity would their hazing process involve playing espresso pong?  Philosoraptor
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