Pick-up line Panda

did it hurt when you fell from heaven, seriously, your face looks really messed up, you must have fell hard on it

did it hurt when you fell from heaven, seriously, your face looks really messed up, you must have fell hard on it  Pick-up line Panda

do you mind if i call you google? because you've got everything i'm searching for

do you mind if i call you google? because you've got everything i'm searching for  Pick-up line Panda

do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're the one

do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're the one  Pick-up line Panda

that shirt is very becoming on you but if i were on you, i'd be coming all over

that shirt is very becoming on you but if i were on you, i'd be coming all over  Pick-up line Panda

do you work at subway? because you make my 6 inch a foot long

do you work at subway? because you make my 6 inch a foot long  Pick-up line Panda

wanna be like lady gaga? and take a ride on my disco stick?

wanna be like lady gaga? and take a ride on my disco stick?  Pick-up line Panda

What's the Difference between a Camaro and and erection? I don't have a Camaro!

What's the Difference between a Camaro and and erection? I don't have a Camaro!  Pick-up line Panda

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a panda's diet consists of bamboo and verlander fastballs

a panda's diet consists of bamboo and
verlander fastballs  Pick-up line Panda

how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up

how about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up  Pick-up line Panda
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