Pickup-Line Panda

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE THIS VAN IS SOUNDPROOF AND I HAVE A GUN

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE THIS VAN IS SOUNDPROOF AND I HAVE A GUN  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Ireland? Because my cock is dublin in size

Are you from Ireland? Because my cock is dublin in size  Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my cock down your throat

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my cock  down your throat  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the whore tree, and banged every guy on the way down?  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a Panda Bear weigh Enough to rape you

How much does a Panda Bear weigh Enough to rape you  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like dragons? Cause I'm gonna be dragon these nuts across yo face!

Do you like dragons? Cause I'm gonna be dragon these nuts across yo face!  Pickup-Line Panda

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in  Pickup-Line Panda

Gurl, your're like a bag of Doritos 'Cause I'm seconds away from ripping you open and sticking my penis inside you

Gurl, your're like a bag of Doritos 'Cause I'm seconds away from ripping you open and sticking my penis inside you  Pickup-Line Panda

There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, I forgot: U R A Q T.

There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, I forgot: U R A Q T.  Pickup-Line Panda

Damn girl You shit with that ass?

Damn girl You shit with that ass?  Pickup-Line Panda
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