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I'm like schrodinger's cat inside your box

I'm like schrodinger's cat inside your box Pickup Line Scientist
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I have mass... You have mass... There's attraction between us

I have mass... You have mass... There's attraction between us Pickup Line Scientist
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Show me your tits Show me your tits please

Show me your tits Show me your tits please Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral So you could be in the area under me.

Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral So you could be in the area under me. Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I were your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish I were your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl, I think i know the area of pressure you're exerting. cause you make me want to f=ap

Hey girl, I think i know the area of pressure you're exerting. cause you make me want to f=ap Pickup Line Scientist
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There are 206 bones in your body There are 207 in mine

There are 206 bones in your body There are 207 in mine Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you made out of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're so FINe

Are you made out of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're so FINe Pickup Line Scientist
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at absolute zero you would still move me

at absolute zero you would still move me Pickup Line Scientist
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You must be auxin Because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation

You must be auxin Because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation Pickup Line Scientist
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