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Check out my asymmetrical face. How'd you like to share my genes?

Check out my asymmetrical face. How'd you like to share my genes? Pickup Line Scientist
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You had me at "Hello World."

You had me at
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I might not be as efficient as Carnot But that just means our equipment will be that much hotter

I might not be as efficient as Carnot But that just means our equipment will be that much hotter Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby you're so hot You denature my proteins

Baby you're so hot You denature my proteins Pickup Line Scientist
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BABY, YOU MUST BE LESS THAN 90 DEGREES CUZ YOU'RE LOOKING ACUTE

BABY, YOU MUST BE LESS THAN 90 DEGREES CUZ YOU'RE LOOKING ACUTE Pickup Line Scientist
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Big bang theory is the worst fuckin shit I've ever seen I'd rather get raped through my eye socket by my stepdads 20 inch flaming uncut cock on my fmaily's front porch in broad dayllght while my neighbor mows his lawn and keeps his eyes on what he's doing

Big bang theory is the worst fuckin shit I've ever seen I'd rather get raped through my eye socket by my stepdads 20 inch flaming uncut cock on my fmaily's front porch in broad dayllght while my neighbor mows his lawn and keeps his eyes on what he's doing Pickup Line Scientist
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You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real

You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real Pickup Line Scientist
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I am a horny engineer I never joke about math or sex.

I am a horny engineer I never joke about math or sex. Pickup Line Scientist
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I'm an engineer. Therefore, I have money.

I'm an engineer. Therefore, I have money. Pickup Line Scientist
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i'll be luke, you be leia. let's pretend we don't know.

i'll be luke, you be leia. let's pretend we don't know. Pickup Line Scientist
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