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I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk Pickup Line Scientist
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I'm Like a thermosetting Polymer Permanently Hard

I'm Like a thermosetting Polymer Permanently Hard Pickup Line Scientist
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"Few areas offer the risk to reward ratio as intimacy and sex." (Jonathan Narcisse via Facebook message to Alexandra Bomhoff)
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lesson at half 3? i'll arrive at half 6

lesson at half 3? i'll arrive at half 6 Pickup Line Scientist
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Girl, I don't mind getting photosynthesized inside your thylakoid membrane

Girl, I don't mind getting photosynthesized inside your thylakoid membrane Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby, you're a circuit Diagram I'mma analyze those nodes

Baby, you're a circuit Diagram I'mma analyze those nodes Pickup Line Scientist
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You must have an emissivity of one Because you're a perfect black body

You must have an emissivity of one Because you're a perfect black body Pickup Line Scientist
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You look a little compressed. I've got the just the algorithm for you.

You look a little compressed. I've got the just the algorithm for you. Pickup Line Scientist
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If only I were a pathogen and you a macrophage So that you could engulf me with your (pseudo)podia

If only I were a pathogen and you a macrophage So that you could engulf me with your (pseudo)podia Pickup Line Scientist
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When I'm feeling lonely or have a tummyache I light the pit and get a prostate exam

When I'm feeling lonely or have a tummyache I light the pit and get a prostate exam Pickup Line Scientist
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