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I don't need to document, Good code documents itself WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WHY DIDN'T I DOCUMENT?! 6 Months later...

I don't need to document, Good code documents itself WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WHY DIDN'T I DOCUMENT?! 6 Months later...  Programmer

There is no reason this doesn't work! ;

There is no reason this doesn't work! ;  Programmer

Parents hear I'm doing PHP GET SENT TO REHAB FOR NO REASON

Parents hear I'm doing PHP GET SENT TO REHAB FOR NO REASON  Programmer

Code works on the first try SHIT.

Code works on the first try SHIT.  Programmer

Write code Get much more attractive guy to sit in front of computer for Reddit

Write code Get much more attractive guy to sit in front of computer for Reddit  Programmer

Spends 5 hours working on a bug Took only 1 line of code to fix

Spends 5 hours working on a bug Took only 1 line of code to fix  Programmer

Look at code of others Hate them for not writing comments

Look at code of others Hate them for not writing comments  Programmer

"Do you want to destroy Worthless Brewfest Trinkets? "Type DELETE into the field below to confirm." [____________]

Code for six minutes Debug for six hours

Code for six minutes Debug for six hours  Programmer

Write code that automates tedious and error prone task and no one cares. Calculate average of spreadsheet column instant hero.

Write code that automates tedious and error prone task and no one cares. Calculate average of spreadsheet column instant hero.  Programmer
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