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All variables are favorite celebrity names no comments explaining what they do

All variables are favorite celebrity names no comments explaining what they do  Programmer

Spend 40 minutes debugging loop, still wont break Forgot to type second equal sign somewhere

Spend 40 minutes debugging loop, still wont break Forgot to type second equal sign somewhere

  Programmer

Geek rule #43212: Real geeks have a Dell latitude D820

Geek rule #43212: Real geeks have
a Dell latitude D820  Programmer

This probably doesn't need comments. Next day: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

This probably doesn't need comments. Next day: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?  Programmer

Changed character to lower case. Program stops working. Forever.

Changed character to lower case. Program stops working. Forever.  Programmer

Maybe if I go to the Registry, I could get rid of this virus Deletes performance data key

Maybe if I go to the Registry, I could get rid of this virus Deletes performance data key  Programmer

Bitches about no one commenting their code DOESN'T COMMENT OWN CODE

Bitches about no one commenting their code DOESN'T COMMENT OWN CODE  Programmer

MOORE'S LAW: BY THE TIME YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CODE PROCESSING SPEEDS WILL BE FAST ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE OLD CODE

MOORE'S LAW: BY THE TIME YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CODE PROCESSING SPEEDS WILL BE FAST ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE OLD CODE  Programmer

Theoretically this code is perfect. Theoretically...

Theoretically this code is perfect. Theoretically...  Programmer

Compile code the first time. It doesn't work. Change nothing, compile code again. Works flawlessly.

Compile code the first time. It doesn't work. Change nothing, compile code again. Works flawlessly.  Programmer
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