MOORE'S LAW: BY THE TIME YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CODE PROCESSING SPEEDS WILL BE FAST ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE OLD CODE

MOORE'S LAW: BY THE TIME YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CODE PROCESSING SPEEDS WILL BE FAST ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE OLD CODE - MOORE'S LAW: BY THE TIME YOU CLEAN UP YOUR CODE PROCESSING SPEEDS WILL BE FAST ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE OLD CODE  Programmer

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Hit Compile. 1 Error. Fix it. Hit compile again. 927234 errors.

Hit Compile.  1 Error.  Fix it. Hit compile again.  927234 errors.

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK

Write a code WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU WORK

My code doesn't work Lets change nothing and run it again

My code doesn't work Lets change nothing and run it again

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind

Should I remove this code ... or just comment it out until management changes their mind

THE 3 STAGES OF THE I.T. GUY'S PARADOX 1. WHY THE FUCK WON'T THIS WORK? 2. HOW THE FUCK IS "THIS" WORKING? 3. FUCK IT IT'S WORKING NOW.

THE 3 STAGES OF THE I.T. GUY'S PARADOX
 1. WHY THE FUCK WON'T THIS WORK? 2. HOW THE FUCK IS

Grading programming student's code. Code compiles. Fuck, now I have to grade this.

Grading programming student's code. Code compiles. Fuck, now I have to grade this.

doesn't get joke searches through comments for clues

doesn't get joke searches through comments for clues

Write a code Go back and look at it thinking how awesome you are

Write a code Go back and look at it thinking how awesome you are

Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore

Program works as it should. Change nothing, run again, doesn't work anymore

WHAT MORON WROTE THIS SHIT? Oh... I did

WHAT MORON WROTE THIS SHIT? Oh... I did
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