Rationalization Hamster

Somebody has to man up and marry me And provide for my 5 kids, massage my fatrolls, and deal with my osteoporosis

Somebody has to man up and marry me And provide for my 5 kids, massage my fatrolls, and deal with my osteoporosis   Rationalization Hamster

You're a terrible person. It's all your father's fault Had his visitation rights revoked during the divorce

You're a terrible person. It's all your father's fault Had his visitation rights revoked during the divorce   Rationalization Hamster

What, you punched your wife when she stabbed you? How dare you, you abuser!

What, you punched your wife when she stabbed you? How dare you, you abuser!  Rationalization Hamster

Why do females think a baby will make him stay? It's a 300 lb cyborg baby with rocket launchers for hands.

Why do females think a baby will make him stay? It's a 300 lb cyborg baby with rocket launchers for hands.    Rationalization Hamster

government should stay out of the bedroom government should pay for my birth control

government should stay out of the bedroom government should pay for my birth control   Rationalization Hamster

"STOP SLUT SHAMING!" "Men who see escorts are losers!"

I'm not that kind of girl anymore

I'm not that kind of girl anymore   Rationalization Hamster

Won't shut up about Marie Curie Ignores fact that Pierre Curie, her husband, did all the work

Won't shut up about Marie Curie Ignores fact that Pierre Curie, her husband, did all the work   Rationalization Hamster

I fucked 75 guys in my 20's What do you mean hotdog in a hallway?

I fucked 75 guys in my 20's What do you mean hotdog in a hallway?   Rationalization Hamster

I only had 2 divorces Why won't my boyfriend commit and propose?

I only had 2 divorces Why won't my boyfriend commit and propose?  Rationalization Hamster
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