Reasonable Emily

Grey hair? That's okay, free highlights!

Grey hair? That's okay, free highlights!  Reasonable Emily

You think I look like a chipmunk? That's okay, I think you look like an asshole

You think I look like a chipmunk? That's okay, I think you look like an asshole  Reasonable Emily

you have a rat tail? That's okay, I'm sure your mother still loves you

you have a rat tail? That's okay, I'm sure your mother still loves you  Reasonable Emily

Can't find your son? That's okay, just keep swimming

Can't find your son? That's okay, just keep swimming  Reasonable Emily

Did you just touch my butt? That's okay, I would too.

Did you just touch my butt? That's okay, I would too.  Reasonable Emily

Killed a person? That's okay, Texas does it all the time

Killed a person? That's okay, Texas does it all the time  Reasonable Emily

Global Warming? That's okay, I hate pants!

Global Warming? That's okay, I hate pants!  Reasonable Emily

There's a spider on my arm? That's okay, I didn't need sleep tonight anyway

There's a spider on my arm? That's okay, I didn't need sleep tonight anyway  Reasonable Emily

Oh, you're a wise guy, Huh? That's okay, i have no qualms about punching you in the face!

Oh, you're a wise guy, Huh? That's okay, i have no qualms about punching you in the face!  Reasonable Emily

Shark bit off my hand? That's okay, I still got this one!

Shark bit off my hand? That's okay, I still got this one!  Reasonable Emily
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