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Redditor Husband

Complains to wife "I haven't been back to my home state in 4 years . . ." "That's not my fault . . . maybe you need to suck some dick for a plane ticket"

Complains to wife
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I asked her if she wanted to have sex She asked me if I had diphallia

I asked her if she wanted to have sex She asked me if I had diphallia Redditor Husband
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Introduces wife to Reddit Watches as she gets posts to front page and 20 times more karma

Introduces wife to Reddit Watches as she gets posts to front page and 20 times more karma Redditor Husband
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makes me sleep on the couch for being named alex

makes me sleep on the couch for being named alex Redditor Husband
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I told her about my sex dreams with other women She said, "Stop taking advice from red mallards."

I told her about my sex dreams with other women She said,
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I asked her out on a date she told me to dress up like a fox first

I asked her out on a date she told me to dress up like a fox first Redditor Husband
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i asked to watch a movie with me she said "for what so you can take pictures of me sleeping"

i asked to watch a movie with me she said
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i gave her jewelry box for Christmas She asked where the heart keys were

i gave her jewelry box for Christmas She asked where the heart keys were Redditor Husband
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