Redditor Obamas Wife

I thought he was walking the dog He came back with a cat

I thought he was walking the dog He came back with a cat  Redditor Obamas Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said "Have you ever had a jolly rancher? Let me read you a story..."

I asked him to come to bed he said

I asked him to walk Bo He was too busy uploading pictures of him to r/aww

I asked him to walk Bo He was too busy uploading pictures of him to r/aww  Redditor Obamas Wife

NOT NOW I'm making sure nobody online looks up the ndaa

NOT NOW I'm making sure nobody online looks up the ndaa  Redditor Obamas Wife

Told him I had a good idea for a law He said post to r/democracy

Told him I had a good idea for a law He said post to r/democracy  Redditor Obamas Wife

"barack, come back to bed." "not until i see CP update!!!"

He says he's working But I know he's just talking about sports and beer

He says he's working But I know he's just talking about sports and beer  Redditor Obamas Wife

I asked him if he liked my pajamas he said I looked like Qaddafi

I asked him if he liked my pajamas  he said I looked like Qaddafi   Redditor Obamas Wife

i asked him if he wanted any candy He said anything but jolly ranchers

i asked him if he wanted any candy He said anything but jolly ranchers  Redditor Obamas Wife

I asked him to come to bed he said "Just give me an minute"

I asked him to come to bed he said
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