Redditors Husband

I gave her an engagement ring "Jewelry store ring box. How creative."

I gave her an engagement ring

i asked her to come to bed "did you wash your dick yet?"

i asked her to come to bed

I asked her to make me a sandwich she told me to wrestle a bear for it

I asked her to make me a sandwich she told me to wrestle a bear for it  Redditors Husband

I asked her to come to bed she told me to build a kitchen

I asked her to come to bed  she told me to build a kitchen   Redditors Husband

I asked her to guess her valentine's day gift she said no

I asked her to guess her valentine's day gift she said no  Redditors Husband

We are out of diapers for the baby "better start sucking some dick."

We are out of diapers for the baby

I told her tomorrow is my birthday and gave her a wink She said, "Call your cousin."

I told her tomorrow is my birthday and gave her a wink She said,

"I have a card for you, dear." "Where's the other card?"

Asked her to mix it up in the bedroom she poked me in the butt with a fork

Asked her to mix it up in the bedroom she poked me in the butt with a fork  Redditors Husband

I told her i got a raise she said your welcome

I told her i got a raise she said your welcome  Redditors Husband