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Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted sexy time No thanks. I'm finding a babysitter.

Asked if he wanted sexy time No thanks. I'm finding a babysitter. Redditors Wife
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Asked if he wanted me instead of jerking off he said "it's all sex, essentially"

Asked if he wanted me instead of jerking off he said
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I ASKED HIM HOW I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPIER HE told me to be more like breadfriend

I ASKED HIM HOW I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPIER HE told me to be more like breadfriend Redditors Wife
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He does no more orienteering... he is now a freaking poet

He does no more orienteering... he is now a freaking poet Redditors Wife
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I asked him how he enjoyed living in space He told me to go to his AMA

I asked him how he enjoyed living in space He told me to go to his AMA Redditors Wife
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I SHOWED HIM A FUNNY PICTURE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET HE SAID HE SAW IT ON REDDIT A WEEK AGO AND IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

I SHOWED HIM A FUNNY PICTURE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET HE SAID HE SAW IT ON REDDIT A WEEK AGO AND IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE Redditors Wife
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I asked where his phone was He said he dropped it in the monkey enclosure

I asked where his phone was He said he dropped it in the monkey enclosure Redditors Wife
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He doesn't trust me anymore "because I have blue eyes"

He doesn't trust me anymore
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Asked him about our vacation fund said he spent it on a Lawn Dinosaur

Asked him about our vacation fund said he spent it on a Lawn Dinosaur Redditors Wife
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i told him i was having computer trouble he put linux on my computer and then had sex with me

i told him i was having computer trouble he put linux on my computer and then had sex with me Redditors Wife
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