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i wanted to have a nice dinner out he said we need to bring my sisters baby

i wanted to have a nice dinner out he said we need to bring my sisters baby  Redditors Wife

I asked him for some pocket money He told me to try and collect rent from all the spiders around here.

I asked him for some pocket money He told me to try and collect rent from all the spiders around here.  Redditors Wife

I ASKED HIM HOW I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPIER HE told me to be more like breadfriend

I ASKED HIM HOW I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPIER HE told me to be more like breadfriend   Redditors Wife

He does no more orienteering... he is now a freaking poet

He does no more orienteering... he is now a freaking poet  Redditors Wife

I asked him how he enjoyed living in space He told me to go to his AMA

I asked him how he enjoyed living in space He told me to go to his AMA  Redditors Wife

I SHOWED HIM A FUNNY PICTURE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET HE SAID HE SAW IT ON REDDIT A WEEK AGO AND IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

I SHOWED HIM A FUNNY PICTURE I FOUND ON THE INTERNET HE SAID HE SAW IT ON REDDIT A WEEK AGO AND IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE  Redditors Wife

I told him I bought pink flamingos for the yard. He told me i was flocked

I told him I bought pink flamingos for the yard. He told me i was flocked  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to go to florida He asked me if i wanted my face eaten off

I asked him if he wanted to go to florida He asked me if i wanted my face eaten off  Redditors Wife

I bought him a wonderful father's day gift he said all he wanted was ice cream and beer

I bought him a wonderful father's day gift he said all he wanted was ice cream and beer  Redditors Wife

Asked if he wanted sexy time No thanks. I'm finding a babysitter.

Asked if he wanted sexy time No thanks. I'm finding a babysitter.  Redditors Wife
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