Redditors Wife

he loves the australians maybe this will get his attention

he loves the australians maybe this will get his attention  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he missed the toilet he said there were no flies in there

I asked him why he missed the toilet he said there were no flies in there  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to see my paintings He said that he didn't want to be banned from Reddit

I asked him if he wanted to see my paintings He said that he didn't want to be banned from Reddit  Redditors Wife

I informed him that his father murdered his mother... He replied with, "still a better love story than Twilight."

I informed him that his father murdered his mother... He replied with,

i Told him i was pregnant he laughed and said it's "had a pregnant"

i Told him i was pregnant he laughed and said it's

I asked him to come to bed He said in a few minues

I asked him to come to bed He said in a few minues  Redditors Wife

I told him I'd set the house on fire he googled "fire" and got lost on wikipedia

I told him I'd set the house on fire he googled

Finally bought a pocket whale "No, I want a Dwarf Dinosaur"

Finally bought a pocket whale

"HONEY WHERE ARE MY GLOVES?" "BITCH MITTENS"

I asked why he wouldn't try to cheer me up with a flipbook he said the meme hes going to make about this will get him to the front page faster

I asked why he wouldn't try to cheer me up with a flipbook he said the meme hes going to make about this will get him to the front page faster  Redditors Wife
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