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I told him I'd set the house on fire he googled "fire" and got lost on wikipedia

I told him I'd set the house on fire he googled

I am Frustrated with your Research Job. no time for me go and watch sheela ki jawani

I am Frustrated with your Research Job. no time for me go and watch sheela ki jawani  Redditors Wife

I told him that i want to break up All he said was "batman"

I told him that i want to break up  All he said was

I told him I shaved... He asked, "Your face?"

I told him I shaved... He asked,

I asked him if he wanted kids He asked if I was a guy

I asked him if he wanted kids He asked if I was a guy  Redditors Wife

i told him there was scratching at the front door he said just throw some spinach out the mail slot

i told him there was scratching at the front door he said just throw some spinach out the mail slot  Redditors Wife

he loves the australians maybe this will get his attention

he loves the australians maybe this will get his attention  Redditors Wife

I asked him why he missed the toilet he said there were no flies in there

I asked him why he missed the toilet he said there were no flies in there  Redditors Wife

I asked him if he wanted to see my paintings He said that he didn't want to be banned from Reddit

I asked him if he wanted to see my paintings He said that he didn't want to be banned from Reddit  Redditors Wife

Finally bought a pocket whale "No, I want a Dwarf Dinosaur"

Finally bought a pocket whale
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