Redditors Wife

I told him to grow a beard but he came back with a bear.

I told him to grow a beard but he came back with a bear.  Redditors Wife

I asked him what we were doing tonight... He said we were playing more Battlefield.

I asked him what we were doing tonight... He said we were playing more Battlefield.  Redditors Wife

I bought an automatic handsoap dispenser He emptied the soap and put lube in it

I bought an automatic handsoap dispenser He emptied the soap and put lube in it  Redditors Wife

I asked him not to touch me tonight He showed me hidden camera pictures of him pulling my legs apart.

I asked him not to touch me tonight He showed me hidden camera pictures of him pulling my legs apart.  Redditors Wife

why the hell is he masturbating to radial engines

why the hell is he masturbating  to radial engines  Redditors Wife

I asked why we are not friends on facebook He said it's because it's my birthday

I asked why we are not friends on facebook He said it's because it's  my birthday  Redditors Wife

I asked him where the camera was He said hes busy balancing things on his head

I asked him where the camera was He said hes busy balancing things on his head   Redditors Wife

I asked if he wanted roast potatoes tonight He said " i can't ill get donvoted"

I asked if he wanted roast potatoes tonight  He said

I told him I promoted to C/2Lt. He called me a Newb.

I told him I promoted to C/2Lt. He called me a Newb.  Redditors Wife

I asked him to kill a fly He told me we were out of lemons

I asked him to kill a fly He told me we were out of lemons  Redditors Wife
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