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I told him to stop looking at girls boobs he told me he was just trying to boost their confidence

I told him to stop looking at girls boobs he told me he was just trying to boost their confidence  Redditors Wife

I offered him a blowjob "What the hell did you do wrong this time?"

I offered him a blowjob

Honey, we should make love tonight You should gain some weight

Honey, we should make love tonight You should gain some weight   Redditors Wife

Why isn't our son in bed? He has a job to do

Why isn't our son in bed? He has a job to do  Redditors Wife

I asked him what happened to all of my thongs He said he wanted proof that women fart

I asked him what happened to all of my thongs He said he wanted proof that women fart  Redditors Wife

i asked him to pick up gorilla glue and triskets at the store he just threw up

i asked him to pick up gorilla glue and triskets at the store he just threw up  Redditors Wife

I asked him what he wanted to do tonight He said "Nothing"

I asked him what he wanted to do tonight He said

I told him I had the strangest dream about a Paddington Bear fighting an army of Susan Boyles He just said "FIXED"

I told him I had the strangest dream about a Paddington Bear fighting an army of Susan Boyles He just said

asked if he wanted to stay in and watch the pianist he said he doesn't like rap

asked if he wanted to stay in and watch the pianist he said he doesn't like rap  Redditors Wife

He explained this meme to me This is the one i made

He explained this meme to me This is the one i made  Redditors Wife
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