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I asked to come to bed He said he had to go outside

I asked to come to bed He said he had to go outside RedditorsWife
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I asked him what he thought about going vegetarian. He said "We can as long as we get divorced shortly afterward."

I asked him what he thought about going vegetarian. He said
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He called me over nicely Because he wanted to balance things on my head

He called me over nicely Because he wanted to balance things on my head RedditorsWife
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I asked if he wanted to go to a masquerade party He said go find the body paint and glitter

I asked if he wanted to go to a masquerade party He said go find the body paint and glitter RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed he said I'm still on the fence.

I asked him to come to bed he said I'm still on the fence. RedditorsWife
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I cooked him dinner He left a note on it: "this tast horable"

I cooked him dinner He left a note on it:
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I told him I was worried about what his internet habits were doing to our family He got me a worry ring

I told him I was worried about what his internet habits were doing to our family He got me a worry ring RedditorsWife
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I asked him to come to bed He said after i post pictures of my grandma

I asked him to come to bed He said after i post pictures of my grandma RedditorsWife
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I asked him for more sex he booked me on a flight to India instead.

I asked him for more sex he booked me on a flight to India instead. RedditorsWife
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i told him my stomach hurt he told me to ingest his semen

i told him my stomach hurt he told me to ingest his semen RedditorsWife
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