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I told him I was angry, he just threw breadcrumbs at me.

I told him I was angry, he just threw breadcrumbs at me.  RedditorsWife

He asked me to help him write witty comments But all he does is scroll

He asked me to help him write witty comments But all he does is scroll  RedditorsWife

I asked him to rake the leaves He said he's saving them for the Gorillas

I asked him to rake the leaves He said he's saving them for the Gorillas  RedditorsWife

I asked him why there were two TVs in the living room He said I'm a gamer now

I asked him why there were two TVs in the living room He said I'm a gamer now  RedditorsWife

You should stop browsing reddit and get back to studying But first give me an upvote

You should stop browsing reddit and get back to studying But first give me an upvote  RedditorsWife

i asked him if he wanted to spoon with me he said shave your head

i asked him if he wanted to spoon with me he said shave your head  RedditorsWife

I asked him to come to bed He said he needed a fake tattoo

I asked him to come to bed He said he needed a 
fake tattoo  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wants to have sex He said only if your bra and panties match

I asked him if he wants to have sex He said only if your bra and panties match  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he got any Internet points on his website He started crying and said "No"

I asked him if he got any Internet points on his website He started crying and said

I asked him if he wanted a strip tease He told me to get the N64

I asked him if he wanted a strip tease He told me to get the N64  RedditorsWife
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