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i started giving my husband a hand job while driving he pulled in at a convenience store for some jerky

i started giving my husband a hand job while driving he pulled in at a convenience store for some jerky RedditorsWife
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I asked what he wanted to do for dinner He said "Oh, just grab something from the replicator"

I asked what he wanted to do for dinner He said
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I told him I wanted to run a local marathon he said my nipples would be ruined

I told him I wanted to run a local marathon he said my nipples would be ruined RedditorsWife
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I told him we should buy a new house "Does it come with a safe?"

I told him we should buy a new house
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I thought I was pregnant he told me to go to the dollar store

I thought I was pregnant he told me to go to the dollar store RedditorsWife
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I wanted sex He said he didnt want to dislocate my arm

I wanted sex He said he didnt want to dislocate my arm RedditorsWife
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I asked him what it would take for him to come to bed with me He said nothing can get him out of his Emeco NAVY 1006 chair

I asked him what it would take for him to come to bed with me He said nothing can get him out of his Emeco NAVY 1006 chair RedditorsWife
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I asked him why he was leaving me for a man He said because their adopted son could grow up to be king of africa

I asked him why he was leaving me for a man He said because their adopted son could grow up to be king of africa RedditorsWife
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I told him i was going to work he said have fun playing nintendo 64

I told him i was going to work he said have fun playing nintendo 64 RedditorsWife
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I told him my video tape got stuck in the VCR He said he's tired of all my stupid 90's problems

I told him my video tape got stuck in the VCR He said he's tired of all my stupid 90's problems RedditorsWife
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