RedditorsWife

I asked why he called me "World's Okayest Wife" He said he's just being a realist

I asked why he called me

I told him we were going on a cruise to alaska he told me to pack orange juice

I told him we were going on a cruise to alaska he told me to pack       orange juice  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he wanted to see my nipples He said show me your legs.

I asked him if he wanted to see my nipples He said show me your legs.   RedditorsWife

Asked him if i should dye my hair He said we were out of kool-aid

Asked him if i should dye my hair He said we were out of kool-aid  RedditorsWife

I wanted to go on a family hike he said to put Johnny in his overalls

I wanted to go on a family hike he said to put Johnny in his overalls  RedditorsWife

I asked him to have sex he said his horny levels were only at 30%

I asked him to have sex he said his horny levels were only at 30%  RedditorsWife

i told him i would strip for him he pulled out the n64

i told him i would strip for him he pulled out the n64  RedditorsWife

I asked him to look at me he said he was, through the nanny cam

I asked him to look at me he said he was, through the nanny cam  RedditorsWife

I told him I might have Meningitis He said he'll start typing my letter

I told him I might have Meningitis He said he'll start typing my letter  RedditorsWife

I told him I haven't had an orgasm in months he told me to shoot some heroin

I told him I haven't had an orgasm in months he told me to shoot some heroin  RedditorsWife
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