RedditorsWife

I asked him not to be so loud when he pooped he said its the polar bear way

I asked him not to be so loud when he pooped he said its the polar bear way  RedditorsWife

I told him to go outside He said not until he understood all the Redditor's Wife jokes

I told him to go outside He said not until he understood all the Redditor's Wife jokes  RedditorsWife

I asked him to go pick up food only if they accept bitcoins

I asked him to go pick up food only if they accept bitcoins  RedditorsWife

I told him I wanted a pet he told me to get a bag of mulch

I told him I wanted a pet he told me to get a bag of mulch  RedditorsWife

I asked him to give me a footrub. he asked me how many toes I have.

I asked him to give me a footrub. he asked me how many toes I have.  RedditorsWife

I told him I want to have sex "We don't have an MRI machine"

I told him I want to have sex

I asked him if he liked my new outfit "the duck said that you don't care if I do"

I asked him if he liked my new outfit

I told him i was sad and lonely He told me to buy some boxes

I told him i was sad and lonely He told me to buy some boxes  RedditorsWife

I asked him if he was going to take the new job offer He said he hadn't masturbated yet

I asked him if he was going to take the new job  offer He said he hadn't masturbated yet  RedditorsWife

fuck me no. LOLZ !

fuck me no.  LOLZ !  RedditorsWife
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